While it's quite fun to obsess over supermodels the chance of ever talking to one, or for that matter even actually seeing one, is pretty damn slim. I've found that the easiest way to surround yourself with beautiful women is to hang out at a strip club, or better yet do what I did and get a job at one. I've met some great gals at work and have had the immense pleasure of not only becoming good friends with some of them but to also shoot photos of them. Yes, my secret desire to be a fashion photographer has manifested itself by instead shooting photos of scantily clad wonder-women. Oh, how I hate my job. So enjoy.
These women were in no way harmed during the photo shoots.